Like Mr Butthead, the true number illegitimately descending from Rasputin would stun you…

So how long are you all gonna pretend about the conspiracy via that Rus-born Iranian Aryan?

Oh well, things can get intense in La-La Land, here’s a punny post to help you all wind down…

Masked cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, walks up to the barman, says “Barman, got a bet for you” as the barman looked him up and down sideways ~ Cowboy says to the barman that he’s willing to bet him a handjob to a headjob that he can make three skyscrapers collapse using only two jets…

Barman looks sideways at the masked cowboy again and says “Sorry Mr Bush, but in all truth I’ll have to decline the bet, you see I’ve been a registered Democrat voter all my adult life but seeing as it’s you I’d still accept a friendly fraternal-reacharound, if you’re in the mood for offering one that is”…

Enjoy that pun? ~ Good, now back to work ~ Oh Um, Umm, sorry, that’s in poor taste Huh?

Hate to be a party pooper but I’m still waiting to give evidence on crimes against humanity…

While drugged by 41 I’d seen this girl below with her killer on the last night of her short life…

Harris’s grandfather or father? ~ With Mengele’s eugenic sciences anything was possible…

Anyway this is just a short post, can see you’re in no mood for the funnies Yankee Doodle…