In the real world, which very few people inhabit, while the Nazi-gold the US Fed financed Fuhrer Adolf Hitler to steal from Europe was still safely stored in underground bunkers in Crimea, bunkers partly built by abducted holocaust labor, former Soviet Premier and KGB General Georgy Malenko managed to engineer the theft of a United States Air Force hydrogen bomb which the official story of the day claims had simply fallen off a bomber to be lost in the Florida Everglades somewhere…

Gotta admire those Soviets for shtick, and their Freemasons for selling you the cover story…

Once that (Non-functional) nuke had been placed under congress, he abducted a president…

Once he’d abducted the president, the rest of your deconstruction was merely child’s play…

Cessna Pilots and skyscrapers, a Patriot Act, and Afghan Lithium shipped down to the CCP…

Now once again, respond to my Ohio-born 5th or die in your hypocrisies, Yankee Doodles…

Unless you’re all certifiably braindead, it’s most definitely time to get a clue, so do it now…

Georgy Malenko, pictured just below, had an illegitimate Chinese maternal grandmother…

Thus far, on the balance of probabilities, it appears Americans aren’t getting any smarter…