See you hiding behind the Lord little sheepy, you better hide too, especially if they read this…

Got some sarcasm to express, not a joke as such, not religious humor either, just dark sarcasm…

Now if you can believe that two jets demolished three skyscrapers and keep believing everything the political preachers tell you about everything, including Ukraine, then I’ve got a droll suggestion for all of the Freemasons currently running their farce the wide world over as I’ll describe below…

But first some context, over 3000 years ago Egypt’s gold bullion went missing after the Lord God Almighty threatened Pharoah with his divine omnipotent wrath by slaying all of Egypt’s firstborn in one night, the angry omnipotent invisible guy in the sky slew them all in one night, maybe he used some of the unlimited power an omnipotent deity like him is said to possess do you think?

Long story short, Pharoah supposedly buckles and allows the Lord’s chosen Hebrew people whom the bible calls a slave race, to walk off into the Sinai desert carrying all of the gold they’d previously somehow “Borrowed“ from the Egyptians after Moses borrows the omnipotent deity’s magic stick and parts the Red Sea to make good their escape ~ Servile folk trained to absorb whatever they’re told without question won’t have the training needed to ask was there ever a slave race in history allowed to borrow their master’s gold ~ Ignoring Moses turning a stick into a snake as the official story claims it’s an absurd story already, a slave race borrowing their master’s gold is bullshit and an invisible guy in the sky killing the firstborn in one night is also bullshit, suspicious bullshit…

Now I’m not claiming Egypt’s firstborn weren’t all slain in one terrible night and that all of their gold wasn’t stolen because in all likelihood it’s certainly possible, but as for those firstborn being slain by an angry invisible omnipotent omnipresent (Snigger) cosmic-magi deity I’m sure it’d be a whole lot wiser if you applied real logic and true rationale to look for another cause of death…

Anyway here’s my sarcastic suggestion, one specifically for Freemasons, for specific reasons…

Maybe it’s time we had a new religion, so every Masonic Lodge the world over should purchase one sheep each then all gather around the sheep at their lodge and then drop their pants and one after the other they should screw it senseless ~ After that’s done and the sheep knows who’s really boss then you place headphones on the sheep’s head and play non-stop speeches from Joe Biden in one ear and ditto Donald DRumPF in the other while also playing a video in front of it that features US Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen silently droning on and on while giving her evidence to congress…

Then once the sheep finally bites its own head off in complete despair you butcher cook then eat them as your holy sacrificial lamb, but there’s more ~ On the third day if and when folk begin to ask you what happened to your sheeps you tell them the Lord BABA-Lamb (Almighty) hath resurrected his only begotten sheeps, then taken them to sit at his right hand till your deficit is paid down…

A new religion, one that can finally put some sense into this troubled world we’re pissing on…