You have to be a dumb droll naive moronic braindead low-IQ asshat simpleton not to see that the author of their Mueller Report into Russian collusion in the American presidential elections which was the former FBI Director Robert Mueller and the Russian Foreign Secretary Sergey Lavrov don’t have a pretty obvious resemblance to each other, my guess would be they’re full brothers as in the same birth mom and same biological father, so maybe the subject of his inquiry really should have been Russian espionage in America rather than just Russian collusion in the American elections…

The American-born DJ DrumpF below who’s identity the current president used to get elected…

The Masonic deep-state mechanism running American European Mid-East Russian and Chinese media often privately claim they want me to be serious, while publically ridiculing me for mostly being serious if not a little sarcastic, so Um, Okay, here’s an attempt at me being serious again…

I’d better stick to their official story doing it tho, so basically Almighty God decided Jews were his chosen people, Moses got away with Egypt’s gold after parting the Red Sea by waving a stick at it, Jesus Christ was born of a virgin, then rose from the dead on the 3rd day which was just as well or otherwise the Roman and Jewish authorities of Judea would have had to find another even lamer excuse for his missing cadaver, two jets flown by radical Islamic Cessna Pilots demolish three New York skyscrapers cause they hated America’s freedom, and once again Almighty God chose Trump to make America great again, again, and the rumors of the Almighty showing some serious senile dementia these last 3000+ years of biblical history were false, Satan started those rumors because he was jealous of everyone worshiping the biblical god of Israel and, well he hates America too…

Every time I’ve tried to be dead serious, the sarcasm that requires makes it all seem like a joke!