The Department of Homeland Handjobs!

Desperate times required desperate measures goes the old catchall phrase often used to justify what would be a war crime if anyone other than America done it, and as most of you know things supposedly became pretty desperate back in 2001 when a band of radical Islamic Cessna Pilots led by a Saudi Sheik hiding in a cave in Afghanistan overturned the laws of physics and used 250 tons of aluminum-bodied passenger jets to demolish nearly one and a half million tons of steel framed concrete skyscrapers in New York ~ America’s leading Freemasons all quickly swung into gear and created the Department of Homeland Handjobs using the taxpayer purse along with an unlimited amount of funny money specially printed up by the US Fed to get the government through its crisis until they managed to acquire gold from Iraq and Libya and got opium cooking in Afghanistan and began getting Afghan Lithium over to the railheads for its journey to America’s erstwhile enemies in the CCP to refine into trillions of dollars of Lithium batteries ~ That’s why Washington gave you the Department of Homeland Handjobs, desperate times required some desperate measures…

I’m only saying these things in the nicest possible way mind you, in the nicest possible way…

It’s entirely understandable that the full extent of long-term Russian involvement in corrupting America’s political system via conspiracies within Masonic Lodges completely exceeds the abilities of many people to grasp and most people to express, however, just consider that the real father of Prescott Bush was the great grandfather of your Sept 11 President which itself gives strong hints at a form of conspiratorial Russian involvement in the Patriot Act Coup d’état on the US Constitution, the one which followed immediately after ~ Then also consider how extremely profitable treason has already been for some viz-a-viz the Afghan opium industry and more importantly the theft of Afghan Lithium which was sent to the CCP down in China to process into batteries, and also spare a thought for those Freemasons in congress working for your Russian pimps who themselves act on Iran’s behalf, those poor dears, think of the stress from the fear of exposure they must be under…

I’ve a wry suggestion for any general in the US Military who’s either been recently promoted or has been placed on a shortlist for a possible promotion, this suggestion involves image, and how you’re perceived by your troops in those first few critical days after your promotion, now here’s my idea…

You get up nice and early, make sure your uniform is perfect, you shower, groom yourself perfectly, you shine your shoes, and then you dress, then walk out onto the parade ground head held high to address the troops on the inherent evils of conspiracy theories, and as a well-respected member of your Masonic lodge who survived an attack on the Homeland by radical Islamic Cessna Pilots you’ll do all that with your pants around your ankles and your dcik in your hand to prove you completely identify with all average non-Masonic men or women in the ranks, proving you’re one of them…

Maybe you’re one of those who still have faith in your Department of Homeland Handjobs…

It’s lucky for you the Department of Homeland Handjobs always has your back then isn’t it…

Department of Homeland Handjobs that title reads, Department of Homeland Handjobs…

Still wait for my Ohio-born 5th soldier-boys, and give evidence on crimes against humanity…

It’s kind of hard to wake up each day with pain I’ve had from a broken back for 50 yrs ever since your CIA tried to get rid of a 16-year-old witness by running him over with a semi-trailer knowing that most likely the way things are going only death will eventually give me relief from that pain due to the fascist shenanigans of Russian descent pigs in the Masonic Lodges running things…

It’s also kind of hard having treasonous low IQ Russian-descent leeches that govern America try to act all big from 15,000 miles away while I’m in this degree of pain, guess I’ll just bide my time until the hereafter then show them why sometimes even the Christian debil (sic) declines an argument with the likes of me ~ Anyway you dcik-slappers in the US Military and American police really let me down large by not divulging precisely what Joe Biden accused me of around 2012 to place me on the proscribed person’s list of your US Patriot Act, knowing what govt accuses you of to have an opportunity to refute it is central to the workings of the 5th Amendment, but, you didn’t bother, you’ve really let me down again, that’s true, and you also screwed yourselves big time doing it…

Don’t take it too hard Yankeez, you’re not the only limp-wristed servile Wendy-boys on earth…

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