Forsooth reader, for god so loved the world, he Yada-Yada-Yada for almost 6000  years already…

In the beginning was an omnipotent omnipresent angry invisible Abrahamic cosmic magician so in all truth the omnipotent omnipresent angry invisible Abrahamic cosmic magician was with the omnipotent omnipresent angry invisible Abrahamic cosmic magician, basically because that old omnipotent omnipresent angry invisible Abrahamic cosmic magician ‘WAS’  that old omnipotent omnipresent angry invisible Abrahamic cosmic magician, so mote it be as some preachers say…

Then their omnipotent omnipresent angry invisible Abrahamic cosmic magician, was born…

And then the omnipotent omnipresent angry invisible Abrahamic cosmic magician, he died…

Then he came back to life again, cosmic magicians, they’re always doing stuff like that, right?

Now finally, the cosmic-magi will defy the laws of physics again to pull another moon landing?

You’ve not really got that much to be truly proud of anymore do you America, not really…

My half-sister Mary was ritually murdered when four months pregnant, skinned her alive…

Lies Washington chooses to live by have a use-by date, choose your destiny and path well…