Heads-up reader, for god so loved the world he Yada-Yada-Yada for almost 6000  years already…

In the beginning, the omnipotent omnipresent angry invisible Abrahamic cosmic magi was god, soo in all truth the omnipotent omnipresent angry invisible Abrahamic cosmic magician, he who was with their omnipotent omnipresent angry invisible Abrahamic cosmic magician, was that old omnipotent omnipresent angry invisible Abrahamic cosmic magi, that exact same old omnipotent omnipresent angry invisible Abrahamic cosmic magician we all know soo well, he was the one true omnipotent omnipresent angry invisible Abrahamic cosmic magician deity, and so mote it be…

Then their omnipotent omnipresent angry invisible Abrahamic cosmic magician, was born…

And then the omnipotent omnipresent angry invisible Abrahamic cosmic magician, he died…

Then he came back to life again, cosmic magicians, they’re always doing stuff like that, right?

You might have reasonable questions deserving reasonable answers, don’t hold your breath…

Now the cosmic-magi will defy the laws of physics again, to pull a fake moon landing, again!

You’ve not really got that much to be truly proud of anymore now do you America, not really…

My half-sister Mary was ritually murdered when four months pregnant, skinned her alive…

Lies Washington chooses to live by have a use-by date, choose your destiny and path well…