There are some people who think Americans are total dumbasses, but not me, hell no, not me…

You see Muslims hate your freedoms, and hate Israel, and god loves Israel, you understand yet?

If you can see what they’ve done to you, well now is the time to respond to my 5th Amendment!

I’m easily able to articulately explain all this to you, but I’m unable to understand it all for you…

Another perhaps totally pointless exercise of my baby-snatched Ohio-born 1st Amendment…