When you believe someone who’s lying to you, and you know they’re lying, you’re a cocksucker…

The dishonesty destroying everyone’s rights is of a Rus-controlled Masonic Lodge conspiracy…

Anyway here’s an attempt at droll humor for a bit of balance and perspective on lies and liars…

Beelzebub known as Lord of the Flies, and Satan who’s AKA known as the Adversary, are having a bit of an off-the-record chat on life, death, eternal doom, and other demonic unearthly unworldly stuff when Beelzebub asked of himself more than anyone else, what can possibly be done to make life more pointless and make mankind get stupider ~ Satan quipped their options were somewhat limited as they’d already gotten them to pretend that a virgin gave birth and the dead Judean the virgin gave birth to came back to life three days after his brain began to rot from lack of oxygen to which Beelzebub cackled, before adding that followers of the deceased Judean were supposedly still waiting for him to return from where he’s been for the last 2000 years which according to the official stories or everything official was seated at the right hand of the omnipotent omnipresent angry invisible Abrahamic cosmic-magi whom he called his father, but when Satan acknowledged that and then pointed out the guy who is claiming to be Donald Trump was selling bibles online Beelzebub just started rolling around on the ground, howling in fits of uncontrolled laughter…

The FBI’s Robert Mueller had an inquiry into the Russian stuff, and you cocksuckers believed it?